1: Eli holds a diaper in their hands, looking away as they ramble.
So I tell him, listen, you connect those nodes and you’re going to overload the system. You’re going to get logic loops.
He ignores me, he runs it, and after about ten minutes the server starts smoking. He literally melts the CPU with his shitty code.

2: Eli looks down, diaper now out of view.
Eli: Anyways, how’s that feel?

3: Dan, on a changing mat and freshly changed, is blushing and looking away.
Dan: Good, eheheh, thanks…