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1: Wilson, Jesse, and the Dan from the Internet are sitting, gaming, in the convention center.
Dan: Damn, Wilson, you got good at this game fast. What’s your secret?
Wilson: My friend, you need to subscribe to Wilson’s School of Hardcore Gaming!
Jesse: To the hotel room! Let us reveal to you our ways!
2: In their hotel room, the two have Dan on the bed in a diaper, blushing madly.
Wilson: Lesson one! Hardcore gamers have no time to waste! They must be focused on learning their craft with no distractions!
Dan: Uh, I dunno about this…
Jesse: Relax, all the pros do this during their training. You can’t afford the time to get up and go to the bathroom.
Dan: I guess that makes sense.
3: Jesse is pointing a camera at Dan.
Dan: What’s with the camera?
Jesse: We’re recording your progress so you’ll be able to appreciate what a pro you’ve become once our school is complete.
Dan: Oh, cool.
4: Jesse and Wilson are grinning and snickering as they look at the photo in the camera.
Hover text: Works every time.